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Speaker Dialogue
Episode begins outside the Temple. Steven runs towards his mailbox.
Steven Hey Mister Postman, bring me a post! Bring me the post that I love the most.
Steven opens the mailbox.
Steven Dagnabbit!
Amethyst Yo, no package yet?
Amethyst carries a cooler with beans.
Steven No package, yet. I definitely ordered a pair of khakis from "The Distinguished Boy". They should have arrived by now. I'm a distinguished boy, Amethyst. Don't I deserve some distinguished khakis?
Amethyst Aw, want one of these instead?
Amethyst offers Steven a can of beans but he refuses.
Steven No, thanks. Any second now.
Steven jumps around the edge of the mountain to see if Jamie has arrived.
Steven Hey Mister Postman, bring me a post!
Steven walks back, disappointed.
Steven Consarn it!
Steven Still no Jamie, I don't understand. He's usually so punctual. [Sighs and moans] Bring me a post...
Amethyst Hey, you shouldn't have to waste your whole day for some thing in the mail. Take some of these magic beans to town and trade it for a donut.
Steven You've been drinking... Beans?
Amethyst They're good for the heart.
Steven Unfortunately, I know from experience that the Big Donut does not accept beans as currency. But, you'd still wait for Jamie while I got us some donuts?
Amethyst Sure. Why not? We'll hold down the fort while you're gone.
Pearl Amethyst! Steven! Look, we're building a tiny house. For crabs.
Garnet Welcome to your new home.
Pearl Oh, they like it. [Both Garnet and Pearl chuckle.]
Steven Thanks Amethyst.
Amethyst No prob! Just bring me back a bear claw!
Steven [Hums] Good morning Sour Cream.
Sour Cream is seen holding some fliers.
Steven Putting a rave tonight?
Sour Cream Oh, the fliers. No its Onion. He's been missing for a couple of days now. My Mom and Yellow Dad are starting to get worried. You haven't seen him around lately, have you?
Steven No. Have you checked his favorite hiding spot in the woods?
Sour Cream Sure did.
Steven What about inside the vending machine at Funland?
Sour Cream No luck. Blew a dollar checking it too.
Steven What about that top secret room inside your house?
Sour Cream You mean his office? Of course.
Steven Hmmm..
Sour Cream Meh. I'm sure he's fine. If he's anything like me when I was a kid, he's probably... I dunno.. raving in a friend's backyard. Anyway, I better hang the rest of these up. Can you make sure Lars and Sadie get one of these? I wanted to hang one on the Big Donut but it's closed.
Steven Closed?
Steven runs to the Big Donut and tries to open the door forcefully.
Steven Lars! Sadie!
Steven They have to be here. I know what you guys are doing. You guys are watching scary movies in the breakroom like you're not suppose be.
Steven tries to forcefully open the back door.
Steven Open up! I! Want! A! Donut!
Door suddenly opens by Barbara from the inside.
Barbara Hey, you trying to break in or something?
Steven Barb! Uh, uh. No, I-I was looking for Lars and Sadie but they're not back here. Uh, how did you get in?
Barbara Well, what kind of mother would I be if I didn't make a copy of all my daughter's keys.
Barbara I only came over to drop off Sadie's lunch but she wasn't home last night so I figured I'd bring it here. But the place was completely empty. Maybe its some baker's holiday. Certainly not a federal one.
Steven Sadie never came home last night?
Barbara Ehhh-She's an adult. Probably just snuck off for another island adventure with her boyfriend.
Steven That couldn't be, they were going to go to party together but.. Lars never showed. And when me and Sadie left, she said she was going home. And now Sour Cream is looking everywhere for Onion. And I was expecting a package today from Jamie but he never delivered it.
Barbara A package? You mean one about 'yay' big, two pounds, maybe 4 ounces?
Steven [Gasps] My distinguished khakis! Did you see Jamie with them?
Barbara I did see them this morning. Just before sending him off too... your place...
Steven Barb, this might be serious.
Steven I'll see if I can find anyone on the board walk.
Barbara I'll go check doorsteps for piled up packages, then we'll know if anyone else is missing.
Barbara Sadie! Don't worry, Honey! Mama's coming for you, baby girl!
Steven Good luck.
Steven Jamie, Onion, Lars, Sadie. Maybe they all are on vacation? No, whatever the case, it's up to me to find them.
Steven Jamie! Onion! Lars! Sadie!
Arcade Game [Teens of Rage] Awaiting new challengers to validate me.
Arcade Game [Unknown Punching Game] Somebody, punch me! Please.
Steven Well, Sour Cream was right. Onion wasn't in the vending machine. And neither was anybody else.
Aquamarine Are you "My Dad"?
Steven Oh ho! A Gem!
Aquamarine Are you, "My Dad"? I need to find "My Dad."
Steven N-No, I- I'm not.
Aquamarine groans and flies away.
Steven Huh? W-wait! Don't leave me with another enigma!
Steven And the Gem was under her eye. My right, her left. And wings and yeah...
Connie I think I made one eye bigger than the other.
Amethyst I was going for a feeling.
Pearl Honestly, I can't even draw a circle.
Steven Okay Garnet, you just drew yourself.
Garnet I like me.
Steven Well, anyway. I think Connie was the closest.
Connie Thanks!
Pearl This was a waste of time. We should be preparing for a fight. Whoever this is, she's from homeworld. She's gotta be here for us.
Steven She's not though. She said she's looking for her Dad.
Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst What?
Pearl Dad?
Steven There are all these people missing. Maybe her Dad's gone missing too.
Amethyst But Gems don't have Dads!
Pearl This doesn't make any sense.
Connie Steven's a Gem and Steven has a Dad.
Garnet There are no other Gems like Steven.
Connie Are you sure?
Garnet We got to get to the bottom of this. We split up and investigate.
Steven [Gasps] Ruby and Sapphire!
Garnet Uh, no. I meant split into teams.
Steven Ooohh... righht. Garnet with yourself, Pearl with Amethyst, and Connie with me. Lets go!
Steven Connie, do you really think there could be another Gem like me?
Connie Well, you know more about Gems than I do but it couldn't be impossible. You exist.
Steven Hmm.. She didn't look half human though. She was blue and.. had wings.
Connie Well, what if she's adopted? What if she crash-landed in the big city and she was taken in by a lonely millionaire with a heart of gold.
Steven And a house of gold.
Connie But one day, he went on a business trip to Beach City, and he never came home.
Steven I guess I'd watch movie of that.
Connie Or read the book. Or neither, 'cause it could be reality, Steven.
Steven You really think so?
Connie Hey, the only way to know is find out.
Steven Yeah.
(Now, they're at a Gem forest. They land safely on the ground. Connie picks up a leaf, crumples it, holds it up in the air and whoosh...)
Connie Yup, there's wind.
Steven And I just feel like I was here with Onion and his friends. Where is he? Poor Sour Cream missing his brother and Barb missing her daughter and her mailman. And this new gem missing her dad. I know what it's like to have your dad taken away. She must be so scared.
Connie But you got your dad back. And you'll solve this too. We'll solve this, together.
Steven Thanks, Connie. Lets turn this woods upside down.
Steven Onion! Lars! Jamie! You in here delivering packages to some mail boxes?
Connie Steven! It's the Gem. She looks just like my drawing. Come on! You don't have to be afraid, we'll help you. Jump down into my arms, my body will break your fall.
Aquamarine Are you "My Dad"?
Connie Huh? Uh-uh, no, I'm not your dad, but we can help you find your dad.
Aquamarine I'm not looking for "Your Dad", I'm looking for "My Dad." I need to find "My Dad."
Connie Riiight, well, we'll help you.
Steven Connie! Connie wait! Be careful.
Aquamarine Connie? Are you Connie?
Connie Yes, I'm Connie. Me "Connie," Connie friend.
Aquamarine [Chuckles and flies off] Topaz! I found one! I found one! I found a Connie!
Connie Steven?
Steven Connie!
Earth trembles as Topaz comes through, having the missing humans merged with them.
Connie Another Gem! She-She has everyone.
Steven Let them go!
Topaz unfuses and goes around Connie to encase her.
Steven Connie!
Aquamarine Look at those organics squirming around.
Steven Give me back my friends!
Aquamarine Don't bother listening to that "Steven", he's not "My Dad".
Aquamarine takes out her Tractor ray wand and hurls Steven unto a tree, setting him off to faint as he watches Topaz and Aquamarine leave.
Aquamarine Now, all we need is "My Dad" and we're out of here. Can't believe they wasted an Aquamarine on a job like this. It's so easy you could've done it yourself, Topaz. [Chuckles heuristically as she leaves the Forest on top of Topaz]
Steven No... You... can't... take them...
Episode ends with Steven closing his eyes.

ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen it RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MineThe Big ShowPool HoppingLetters to LarsCan't Go BackA Single Pale RoseNow We're Only Falling ApartWhat's Your Problem?The QuestionMade of HonorReunitedLegs From Here to Homeworld
Season 6 TBA
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time