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[Open Int. Beach]
(The Crystal Gems gets blown away by a giant pufferfish, making Amethyst and Steven fall on the sand, while Garnet and Pearl and on their feet.)
Amethyst *offscreen* Aaaaaah!
Steven *offscreen* Whoaaaaa!
Pearl You okay, Steven?
Steven *lying on his stomach on a boogie board* I've seen better days.
Amethyst *innocently* Pearl, I got a boo-boo.
Pearl Oh, walk it off!
Garnet Here it comes! (Watermelon Tourmaline, resembling a pufferfish, rises out of the ocean and blows a strong wind.) You all distract it! *jumps off*
Pearl *to Steven and Amethyst* Let's show this thing what we're made of, guys!
Amethyst What do you think we've been doing for the past hour?
(Pearl lunges her spear at the pufferfish but the pufferfish blows it back to them.)
Pearl Duck! (Pearl ducks as it flies towards Amethyst.)
Amethyst *looks around* Man, I don't see any duc— (She finally sees the spear and ducks, but some of her hair gets chopped off.) Quack!
Steven Steven's turn! (He throws the boogie board and it gets stuck to the one of the pufferfish's spikes.) Yup, it's got spikes.
Amethyst It's okay, *puts her arm around him and rests it on his shoulder* here comes Garnet! (Garnet drops down over the pufferfish.)
Steven *yells* Smash that puff!
(Garnet tries to smash it, but the pufferfish blows even stronger. She then goes flying through the sky and crashes on a building on the boardwalk.)
Steven *looks over to boardwalk* Aw, man! We blew it!
Amethyst Ugh, whatever! (She runs up to the pufferfish, shapeshifts into a baseball bat, and smacks the fish far into the ocean.)
Pearl Amethyst! Smacking it really far away doesn't solve anything! We needed to destroy it. Now it's just gonna come back later.
Amethyst Yeah, so we'll deal with it later.
Pearl Ugh!
Steven Let's get Garnet. She landed by the boardwalk. (The rest of the Gems walk to the boardwalk.)
[Trans. Ext. Fish Stew Pizza]
(Garnet is calmly lying on the wrecked sign of Fish Stew Pizza while Kiki and Kofi Pizza look up at her.)
Kofi Would you answer me?! You've wrecked my sign, and now you're just sitting up there! Are we engaged in a secret staring contest?!? (The other Gems arrive.)
Steven Garnet! Are you okay? (Garnet hops down.)
Garnet I'm fine.
Kiki Hi, Steven. (The Gems look at the sign.)
Amethyst *laughing* This place is wrecked! Gimme one down low! (She puts her hand up for high-five, but Pearl shoves her hand down.)
Pearl No accolades for you, Amethyst! *to Garnet* She knocked the pufferfish back out into the ocean!
Amethyst Narc!
Garnet Let's regroup back at the temple. (The Gems jump into the sky.)
Kofi Where are you going? What about my sign? Steven! What is wrong with your friends? One of them busted up my sign, then they all just jump into the sky like some circus act, without even offering to help!
Steven But, Mr. Pizza! (Jenny comes out of the shop.)
Jenny Da-ad, pipe down!
Kofi Ohhh! Did I interrupt your beauty sleep?
Jenny *yawns* I don't need sleep to look pretty.
Kofi Now you listen here, young woman-!
(Nanefua comes out of the shop holding a dead fish.)
Nanefua Kofi, you are going to wake this fish from the dead with all the noise you're keeping. Oh, too late. *pretending to be fish* Kofi, you so loud! Aaaahh! *sticks tongue out* Bleeeeeh.
Jenny Gunga, you're so funny.
Kofi Mooom! Quit joking around! (Nanefua comes to the front of the shop.) Look what they did to my sign!
Nanefua *looks at the sign* Cheese on bread.
Kofi Can you believe it? You're such a nice boy, Steven. Why do you hang out with those animals?
Steven They're not animals! They're the Crystal Gems, and they protect humanity—
Kofi I've heard enough! (Nanefua glances from side to side, nervously.)
Nanefua Hey, girls, I think I hear all of our cellphones ringing.
Jenny *plays along* Gunga, your hearing is so good! (The three girls walk into the shop.)
Kofi Steven, you can tell your friends that they are officially banned from Fish Stew Pizza!
Steven Wait, what?! (Kofi walks into the shop.) Kofi, that's not fair! (Kofi flips the store's sign to "closed".) This was just an accident! *walks away in despair*
[Trans. Int. Steven's Kitchen]
(The Gems are all gathered around the kitchen counter.)
Amethyst Why don't we just, like, let it roam free?
Garnet That's not an option. (Steven walks up to them.)
Amethyst Hey, Steven!
Steven I've got bad news, everyone. You've all been banned from Fish Stew Pizza.
Pearl Oh, uhhh, that's okay.
Amethyst That pizza wasn't even good.
Steven Aren't you guys upset about this?
Garnet Not at all.
Steven But these are our neighbors!
Garnet There's nothing we can do about that now.
Pearl Right now we have to figure out a way to take care of that pufferfish.
Steven What's the point of saving people if they're just gonna ban you from their pizza shops?
Garnet We don't do it for thanks.
Steven Yeah, see! *nods* That's so nice of you, the Pizzas don't even know! If they got to spend some time with you they'd see how fun, [Camera focuses on Amethyst] and smart, [Camera pans to Pearl] and mysterious you are! [Camera pans to Garnet]
Garnet *chuckles* Hah, mysterious.
Steven Hmm... *gasp* I know! I'll throw a little party on the beach in front of the temple! Just us and the Pizzas.
Amethyst I don't know, Steven. I mean...
Steven Don't worry! I'll take care of everything!
[Trans. Ext. Crystal Temple]
(Steven is cooking hot dogs and hamburgers on a barbecue grill.)
Steven Man, this is gonna be so good. *sniffs food and giggles*
Amethyst Hey, Steven.
Steven Hey!
Pearl Got everything ready for your little party?
Steven Yeah, and there's one more thing. (He hands them a magazine reading "Foine Summer Special" and Garnet grabs it.)
Amethyst What's this for?
Steven I was thinking you guys could change your outfits.
Pearl What's wrong with what we have on now?
Steven Nothing. I just thought it would be nice to go kinda casual.
Nanefua Is this the right address? (Pizza family walks onto the beach.)
Jenny I've never seen this side of the beach before.
Steven Oh man, they're here! Hurry up and change. *walks to the Pizza family* Over here everyone!
Steven Hi!
Jenny & Kiki Hey, Steven!
Nanefua Hello.
Steven How are you all doing today?
Kofi The shop is closed today, because it's broken! (His family looks around nervously.)
Steven *sweating* Oh, uh, that sounds, uh...
Nanefua Hey! Do I smell hot dogs? Show me where the hot dogs are.
Steven Oh, right this way, everyone. *leads them toward the Gems* First, let me introduce—
Garnet We Are the Crystal Gems! Garnet! *changes into beachwear*
Amethyst Amethyst! *changes into beachwear*
Pearl Pearl! *changes into beachwear*
Steven *pops in* And Steven! But you already knew my name...
Nanefua Oh, you're all so talented.
Kofi So, you are a circus act.
Pearl Circus act?
Steven *nervously* Hey, let's eat!
(Amethyst lifts burger off table and loudly takes a large bite.)
Kiki Everything came out great!
Steven Thanks, Kiki.
Nanefua Aren't you girls hungry? You've barely touched your food.
Garnet We don't need to eat.
Nanefua Oh, you young people and your experimental diets.
Garnet I am much older than you.
Kofi So, you all live in that tiny house up on that hill?
Garnet *waves sparkling hand* We inhabit the inner sanctums, only accessible through magical extra dimensional doors.
Kofi What is wrong with your hand?
Jenny And why does this place look like it's falling apart?
Pearl Well, the temple has been here for thousands of years—
Kofi Oh! I see how it is, when something breaks around here, you just leave it alone. JUST LIKE THE SIGN AT MY SHOP!
Steven Um... who wants to play volleyball?
(Steven draws a line in the sand for the volleyball court.)
Steven Okay, everyone, the court is all set. Now to get into our teams.
Pearl But, Steven, won't our abilities give us an unfair advantage?
Steven That's why I'm picking the teams. Amethyst and Jenny! Pearl and Kiki! Garnet and Kofi! And last, but not least, yours truly and Nanefua!
Nanefua I haven't played in ages but I bet I could whoop all your butts.
Steven That's the spirit. You guys ready? Let's play!
Amethyst Oh-ho! Hope you're ready to lose, Pearl.
Pearl There is no way I'd lose to someone like you!
Amethyst Here we come! *hits the ball*
Kiki Uh... hah! *hits the ball up*
Pearl Nice one, Kiki!
Kiki Aaand... pow!
(Amethyst and Jenny miss the ball.)
Steven Amethyst! No kicking!
Amethyst What kind of game is this?
Pearl Nicely done, Kiki! (Pearl and Kiki high five, Kiki laughs.)
Steven Try and stick to the rules, Amethyst!
Nanefua Try harder, Jenny!
Kiki Here it comes! *hits the ball* (Jenny pulls on the net, making it wobble.) Come on, Jenny!
Jenny What? I'm not doing anything.
Amethyst My move! (Amethyst shapeshifts into a tennis racket.)
Jenny Aw, yes!
Pearl That was uncalled for, Amethyst!
Jenny You afraid of getting a little sand in your hair, Kiki?
Kiki No, just trying to keep tidy.
Pearl There's nothing wrong with trying to keep tidy.
Nanefua So exciting!
Steven Yeah!
Kofi Our turn.
Garnet I'm ready.
Jenny I got this one.
Kofi Jennifer! You touch that ball, you're grounded!
Jenny Whoa! Daddy, you cheatin'!
Kofi HA-HA-HA! The look on your face! Hahaha!
Garnet This is going to be easy.
Nanefua It'd be nice if they stuck to the basics.
Amethyst Take this, Garnet! Yeeeee-ha! (Amethyst hits the ball high up in the air.)
Garnet *jumps into the air* Haaaghh! Ah! *hits the ball hard*
Jenny (The ball is coming full speed at Amethyst and Jenny.) We should probably move, huh?
Amethyst Yeah... we should. (Both Amethyst and Jenny move away.)
Kofi Hahaha! You're all running like wild chickens! Hahahaha!
Amethyst & Jenny Woaaaaah!
Nanefua Did you know that when sand is super heated it turns into glass?
Steven I did not know that.
Amethyst (Amethyst takes the glass heated by the ball and throws it into the ocean, grunting.) Let's play!
(Jenny slides in the sand, grunting. Amethyst kicks the ball.)
Pearl Amethyst! (Kiki hits the ball, grunting.) Aah... (Pearl summons five Holo-Pearls.) *with Holo-Pearls* Over here, Amethyst! Over here!
(Garnet and Amethyst each hit the ball.)
Kofi Kofi time! *hits the ball*
Jenny Jenny time!
Kofi You can't use the car for a month!
Jenny *screams* Daddy!
Amethyst Why you cheatin' so much?
Garnet You cheated first.
Jenny That is not true. (Gems, Kiki, Kofi, and Jenny continue to argue in the background.)
Nanefua This is getting out of hand.
Steven *sigh* I'll run and get the ball. (Suddenly a strong gust of wind blows.) Hey, why is it getting so... WINDY!? (Watermelon Tourmaline turns the corner.) Ah, no! It's back! Pufferfish monster's back!
Nanefua What's all the—
Steven Nanefua! Ruuuunnn!!!
(Gems, Kiki, Kofi, and Jenny still arguing.)
Amethyst We should win 'cause we're the best.
Kiki Y'all cheated!
Garnet You are lying.
Pearl Cheaters!
Kofi Everyone is grounded here!
Steven Garrneeeet!
Garnet Steven! Oh, no! Gems! Protect the Pizzas! (The Gems grab the Pizzas and jump away to safety.)
Kofi Hey!? What is going on!?
Steven This is terrible. I was trying to get everyone together, but now everyone's in danger.
Nanefua I'm not afraid of that thing! Lets see if you can keep up with me!
Steven Of course I can! (They run towards the pufferfish.)
Nanefua Oh! Oh! Over here!
Steven No! Over here! Come on! (Nanefua and Steven run in circles distracting the monster.)
Pearl Oh my gosh! Steven!
Kiki What are they doing?
Steven Everybody! Get ready!
Kofi Mom, you are crazy!
Garnet Not crazy... brave.
Jenny Gunga! Careful with your back!
Steven Amethyst! Turn yourself into a ball!
Amethyst Okay! *shapeshifts into a ball*
Nanefua Jenny! Roll Amethyst to the net and then hold on!
Jenny Sure thing!
Nanefua Pearl! Head over to Jenny and Amethyst!
Pearl Yes, ma'am! *jumps over to the net*
Nanefua Hit Amethyst into the air as hard as you can!
Pearl *cracks knuckles* With pleasure. *hits Amethyst high into the air*
Nanefua Kofi! Kiki! Get over to the net!
Steven Garnet, spike the beach!
Garnet I understand! (Garnet equips her gauntlets.)
Amethyst (Garnet grabs Amethyst.) Be gentle.
Garnet I'll try!
(Garnet hits Amethyst. Amethyst grunts as she gradually sets aflame. Amethyst lands on the sand, creating a huge spike of glass.)
Nanefua Here comes the tricky part!
Steven I'm ready!
Nanefua Everyone take the net to the other side of the court!
Steven Okay, everyone, pull the net into its face!
(Everyone pushes the net onto the monster's face.)
Nanefua It's not enough!
Steven Don't worry, here comes Garnet!
(Garnet punches the monster into the spiky glass. A cloud of sand covers the screen.)
Kofi Thanks for your hospitality. (Nanefua lightly punches his stomach.)
Nanefua And?
Kofi And, for saving my family, you are all officially un-banned from my shop.
Steven Aw, thank you so much, Kofi! We really appreciate it, right, guys?
Garnet Okay, yes, thanks.
Steven Aaaand?
Pearl What were we banned from again?
Steven *laughs nervously*
[END]
ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen it RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' Head
Shorts The Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time