This article contains information on a subject that is not considered canon in Steven Universe.
- This game is centered around Steven Jr., who made his debut in "Giant Woman".
- The name of the game is also a reference to him, as Steven pretended he was a "Magical Goat Guardian" to get Pearl and Amethyst to fuse into Opal.
- You can collect gemstones, such as Garnet's garnet, Pearl's pearl, and Amethyst's amethyst in the game.
- Rock Slide: Make 250 rocks fall.
- Get That Goat: Collect a Golden Apple.
- Arrows Away!: Shoot 10 Arrows.
- Gem Hunter: Find all the Crystal Gems on all levels.
- Beetle Mania: Collect 5 beetles.
- Look Out Below: Mystery Badge: Make all the blocks fall on Level 28.