Hey, <insert name here>!
First thing you need to know about me: I'm obsessed with Bayonetta. I'm always up for talking about Bayonetta. I don't really know anyone who plays Bayonetta in real life like me. Please oh please, talk to me about Bayonetta. Anything. Anything about it. Even if you're a frothing idiot who thinks that the game is just a continuous shot of her butt for three hours, I'll still talk about it with you.Have any ideas, comments, or threats for me? Put them all in my message wall! I always try to repsond.