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Speaker Dialogue
The episode begins in an area with Blue Diamond's broken palanquin.
Steven Lars! Are you okay?
Lars Thanks to your bubble, my bones are only a little broken.
Steven My bones too. *Holds out hand*
Lars Dude, those giant ladies were furious with you!
Steven They're the Diamonds, they've been after my mom for 6000 years, and now they're after me! Come on, we gotta move.
They both run.
Lars How are we supposed to get off this planet? Do you even know where you're going?
Steven No, this is my first time here too.
Lars Oh, this is so messed up. What are we gonna eat?
Steven There's tons of food if you like rocks for dinner. *Hears a noise*
Lars Salt is rock, right? Maybe we could season some dirt and make a meal.
Steven Wait! *Holds out ears.
Lars *Stomach rumbles* Ughhh, sorry.
Robonoid comes in.
Steven and Lars Aghh!
Steven They found us! Run!
Lars Wait! If we stand perfectly still it won't see us. I saw it in a movie once!
Robonoid scans Steven's gemstone.
Lars That sounds good!
Robonoid prepares to attack.
Steven We should probably move!
Steven and Lars Aghh!
Lars I think that movie... was about dinosaurs.
Steven Lars, come on!
Lars Woah!!
They both run around the corner.
Lars What are we gonna do? What's gonna happen?
Steven We're gonna run, and we're gonna be okay!
Lars No! You just don't get it. I hate being scared all of the time! I was scared of everything except baking. Actually, I was scared of that too. I never even tried baking baklava because it looked so hard! I never had the guts to stick up for anybody. Not even me! And now I'm hiding again like a big cowardly loser under some space building!
Steven Don't beat yourself up like that Lars. That's what the killer robots are for.
Rutile Twins Quickly! Down here!
Lars Steven? What if it's a trap?
Steven Uhh, I don't think we have a choice!
Steven and Lars jump down the hole. Once they reach the bottom, they shiver and sigh in relief.
Lars Close one, huh?
Steven Ha, yeah. But, who..?
Rutile Twins Don't worry, you're safe now! We're not gonna hurt you.
Lars Thank you! Whoever... you...
The Rutile Twins' gemstone glows revealing their face and body.
Lars screams and the Rutile Twins cower in response.
Steven It's okay Lars. Thank you for saving us.
Rutile Twins How bizarre! What are they? They certainly don't look like Gems we've ever seen before.
Rutile gasps as the sound of a Robonoid looms overhead.
Rutile Twins Come, this way. This way, come!
Lars Steven, wait. Is this really a good idea?
Steven They seem... different. I think we can trust them!
Lars and Steven proceed through a cavern with the Rutile Twins as their guide.
Steven Uhm, excuse me, but, uhm, where are you taking us?
Rutile Twins Somewhere... long forgotten. Where only those who don't belong... belong.
Lars Heh, sounds like my kind of place. You don't happen to have any fast food joints around there, do you?
They arrive at the end of the cavern, at the edge of a cliff.
Lars Whoa...what is this place?
Steven A Kindergarten...a (voice echoes) really, really, big one.
They continue walking through another cavern and the Rutile twins whistle.
Rutile Twins We're back!
Rutile Twins Here we are! It's okay to come out!
From inside a kindergarten hole, Rhodonite speaks and climbs outside.
Rhodonite Oh, thank goodness! I hope you weren't followed! You weren't, right, I hope, you double checked! (sees Steven and Lars and gasps) (scared) You've been followed!
Steven (comes over and she backs up) Uh, hi. Don't worry, I'm not a threat or anything.
Rutile Twins It's okay, Rhodonite. Relax. We brought them here.
Rhodonite (unsure) Can we trust them?
Rutile Twins Sure. I think so.
Padparadscha appears from behind, startling Lars.
Padparadscha Everyone, a wondrous prediction has come before me. The twins of Rutile will bring not one, but two strangers to our current place of hiding!
Rhodonite We know, Padparadscha, your prediction already happened!
Rutile Twins They were being chased by one of those horrible robonoids.
Rhodonite Don't tell me you tried to fight those things.
Rutile Twins No, no, of course not. These two were about to be scanned when we pulled them under. We were just in time.
From behind Fluorite appears, making Lars scream.
Fluorite Let me see.
Lars Um..(runs away as she approaches Steven and he hides behind him)
Fluorite They don't look like Gems.
Rutile Twins That's what I said. I said the same thing.
Steven Hi, I'm Steven. I'm a Gem. Well, half gem. And this is Lars. He's all human.
Fluorite That's why you look so unusual.
Lars We look unusual?!
Rhodonite Of course, you do, you can't just walk on the surface like that! You're off color, just like the rest of us here.
Steven What do you mean... off color?
Rutile Twins You know, wrong. Not right. Flawed.
Steven Wait, but I don't see anything wrong with you guys.
Fluorite Gems like us aren't needed. Padparadscha can only predict things that just happened.
Padparadscha Here comes Fluorite!
Rhodonite And a fusion like me is unforgivable. When my-our Morganite found out let's just say we were replaced. But my story's nothing! I mean Fluorite, how many Gems are you now?
Fluorite Six. Maybe more, if we meet the right Gem.
Rutile Twins And then there's us.
Steven You mean, you're not a fusion?
Rutile Twins We're just a Rutile that came out wrong. We survived because all the other Rutiles ran away when we emerged. We survived... because they were afraid of us.
Lars Afraid of you? So you've been hiding your whole lives. What happens if they find you?
Rutile Twins We'll be..(looks at one another)
Padparadscha Shattered.
Suddenly the sounds of the Robonoids appear.
Rutile Twins Oh no, no!
Fluorite Oh...
Rhodonite (scared) You were followed! They're gonna find us, and they're gonna break us!
Steven This is our fault! If it weren't for us, you would be fine!
Rutile Twins We couldn't just leave you there. We had to do something.
Lars (panicked) Steven, what are we gonna do?!
Steven Everyone, hide!
Padparadscha Careful everyone, we're about to be found!
Everyone runs and the robonoids enter the Kindergarten. It begins scanning the room. Steven and Lars hide in a hole.
Steven Lars (puts his hand on his chest), it's okay to be afraid.
Lars stops hyperventilating and looks around.
Lars Okay.
The Robonoids close in on the Rutiles in the kindergarten and they gasp.
Steven Oh no!
Lars We gotta do something! (runs out of the hole)
Steven Lars!
Lars runs over to the robonoids as they close in on the Rutile twins. He throws a rock at the robonoids and it turns scanning him fully instead.
Steven Lars!
Lars (shuts eyes) It's okay to be afraid.
The Robonoids stop, moving somewhere else.
Steven Oh my gosh, Lars! They were trying to scan your gem! They can't see you!
Lars Alright, it's time to turn the tables!
Padparadscha (comes from behind) Human Lars, (he gets startled), I've been possessed with the most marvelous vision! You, human Lars are gemless, and will be safe from the Robonoids, which only target gems! (The Robonoids appear and scan her, finding her gem)
Lars kicks the robonoid away, forcing it to fire the laser at a wall, knocking it over and he grabs Padparadscha away to safety.
Lars I think that's the coolest thing I've done in my life.
Steven It's not over yet!
The Robonoids come again, scanning Steven and Padparadscha again and come towards them. Lars grabs a stick and runs hitting two away, but the third one comes after Steven, who reflects the blast off his shield, destroying two.
Padparadscha Oh! The shield is reflective!
Rhodonite (scared) Padparadscha, come back, hide!
She freezes at a robonoid scanning her, but Lars jumps in the way, scanning him instead.
Lars (gasps) Okay...okay...okay!
Lars jumps off and lands on the robonoid hitting it with the stick instead. However a blast emerges from it, and he hangs on.
Lars Whoa, whoa...(Holds the stick up) Eat this! (rams the stick into the robonoid's blaster).
The robonoid explodes and Lars falls back, hitting the wall hard twice, then directly onto the floor.
Steven Lars! (runs over to him) Lars! (turns him over and shakes him) Lars?
Rhodonite I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Rutile Twins That was amazing! You were amazing! Lars, that was so great!
Padparadscha We're winning! We're winning!
Steven tries to listen Lars's heartbeat and hears nothing. He gasps, realizing his heart stopped and bursts into tears. The room grows silent. Steven picks Lars up and a tear runs down his cheek onto him. Lars's body begins to glow and turn pink to everyone's surprise.
Lars (waking up) Ugh.... Whoa, what...happened?
Padparadscha Oh my, something incredible is going to happen to Lars!
The episode ends with everyone looking in shock at Lars.

ve Transcripts
Pilot Pilot
Season 1 A: Gem GlowLaser Light CannonCheeseburger BackpackTogether BreakfastFryboCat FingersBubble BuddiesSerious StevenTiger MillionaireSteven's LionArcade ManiaGiant WomanSo Many BirthdaysLars and the Cool KidsOnion TradeSteven the Sword FighterLion 2: The MovieBeach PartyRose's RoomCoach StevenJoking VictimSteven and the StevensMonster BuddiesAn Indirect KissMirror Gem/Ocean Gem

B: House GuestSpace RaceSecret TeamIsland AdventureKeep Beach City WeirdFusion CuisineGarnet's UniverseWatermelon StevenLion 3: Straight to VideoWarp TourAlone TogetherThe TestFuture VisionOn the RunHorror ClubWinter ForecastMaximum CapacityMarble MadnessRose's ScabbardOpen BookShirt ClubStory for StevenThe MessagePolitical PowerThe Return/Jail Break

Season 2 Full DisclosureJoy RideSay UncleLove LettersReformedSworn to the SwordRising Tides, Crashing SkiesKeeping It TogetherWe Need to TalkChille TidCry for HelpKeystone MotelOnion FriendHistorical FrictionFriend ShipNightmare HospitalSadie's SongCatch and ReleaseWhen it RainsBack to the BarnToo FarThe AnswerSteven's BirthdayIt Could've Been GreatMessage ReceivedLog Date 7 15 2
Season 3 Super Watermelon Island/Gem DrillSame Old WorldBarn MatesHit the DiamondSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadMr. GregToo Short to RideThe New LarsBeach City DriftRestaurant WarsKiki's Pizza Delivery ServiceMonster ReunionAlone at SeaGreg the BabysitterGem HuntCrack the WhipSteven vs. AmethystBismuthBetaEarthlingsBack to the MoonBubbled
Season 4 The Kindergarten KidKnow Your FusionBuddy's BookMindful EducationFuture Boy ZoltronLast One Out of Beach CityOnion GangGem HarvestThree Gems and a BabySteven's DreamAdventures in Light DistortionGem HeistThe ZooThat Will Be AllThe New Crystal GemsStorm in the RoomRocknaldoTiger PhilanthropistRoom for RubyLion 4: Alternate EndingDoug OutThe Good LarsAre You My Dad?I Am My Mom
Season 5 Stuck TogetherThe TrialOff ColorsLars' HeadDewey WinsGemcationRaising the BarnBack to the KindergartenSadie KillerKevin PartyLars of the StarsJungle MoonYour Mother and MinePool HoppingLetters to LarsThe Big Show
Shorts Lion Loves to Fit in a BoxThe Classroom Gems: What Are Gems?We Are the Crystal GemsThe Classroom Gems: How Are Gems Made?UnboxingThe Classroom Gems: FusionCooking with LionGem KaraokeSteven ReactsVideo ChatSteven's Song Time