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Obviously, we're dealing with some super-powerful reality-warping entity.

Say Uncle

WE'LL NEVER ESCAPE; THIS IS OUR NEW HOME!

—"Say Uncle"

I'M NOT OVERREACTING!

—"Say Uncle"

That's not my baby!

—"Say Uncle"

Season 1

Steven, until you learn to control the powers in your gem, *snaps Centipeetle’s neck* we’ll take care of protecting humanity, okay?

Gem Glow

I went back and paid for them.

—"Gem Glow"

All that matters is that Steven is happy.

—"Gem Glow"

Pay attention to these petals, Steven. The petals' dance seems improvised, but it is being calculated in real time based on the physical properties of this planet. With hard work and dedication, you can master the magical properties of your gem and perform your own dance! *summons spear* Like so.

—"Gem Glow"

Greg is... nice, Steven, but I doubt Rose would entrust someone like him with such a powerful weapon.

Laser Light Cannon

Some of us are trying to protect humanity!

—"Laser Light Cannon"

We have to place this Moon Goddess Statue on the top of the Lunar Sea Spire before midnight. Without it, the whole place will fall apart! Oh, Steven, you should have seen the spire in its heyday. It was an oasis for Gems on Earth. It's abandoned now, but we can still save it with this statue!

Cheeseburger Backpack

Oh, no, no, no, this is even worse than the outside. Ugh... that's... oh! Oh, this didn't used to be so— Oh, and the water damage. This pillar... Oh, and this had a head... Oh, Steven, once the statue's in place, it'll restore all of this to its former glory.

Cheeseburger Backpack

Don't touch those, their shards are deadly!

—"Cheeseburger Backpack"

I just want everyone to know: my plan would have also worked.

Cheeseburger Backpack

Oh, Amethyst, there you are. Care to explain what one of my swords was doing in your room?
Amethyst: Having a "sword party."
Oh, please, you took it!

—"Together Breakfast"

It’s taken refuge in organic matter!

Together Breakfast

These shards have a powerful partial consciousness that has been harnessed by gems throughout history in order to create semi-sentient drone soldiers with the capacity to follow basic orders. Gems once created an army of these drones, but found their obedience waned as the shards overdeveloped inside their uniforms and turned on their commanders. You see, any shard inside any sort of container could become a monster!

—"Frybo"

Didn’t you hear what I said about the living armor and infantries and many, many deaths?!

Frybo

Mr. Fryman: You were great, Frybo. The kids today just didn't understand. Now, they never will.
Weren't people scared of it before it attacked them?

—"Frybo"

Steven: Pearl, I think our work here is done.
Put your clothes on, Steven.

—"Frybo"

All Gems have shapeshifting powers, Steven. We can turn into objects, we can change parts of our bodies or... we could do that.

—"Cat Fingers"

This just goes to show that you should always listen to me, and never listen to Amethyst.
Amethyst: That's fair.

—"Cat Fingers"

Let's set up a playdate! I'll write up an invitation and work out a schedule. Oh! We'll have to find out her favorite kind of tea.

—"Bubble Buddies"

Steven was so excited to meet you. Right Steven?

Bubble Buddies

Unbelievable, this was once a Gem battlefield, now it's wild strawberries as far as the eye can see! Oh, that’s what I love about the Earth! Maybe this will be a light mission after all.

—"Serious Steven"

I misunderstood the point of this ride.

—"Serious Steven"

Steven, what have I told you about touching magical artifacts?!

—"Serious Steven"

There are sixteen doors, and we entered from the northeast and went through three consecutive rooms in a straight line... But arrived back here out the southern-most door, which could only mean... well, I don’t know what it means! I— This is a death trap!

—"Serious Steven"

This is unbelievable! This Gem-powered mechanism! It's manipulating the rooms above. Every room we entered spun us until we came back to the central chamber! It’s just like the teacups ride at Funland!
Garnet: Steven already figured that out!
Oh...

—"Serious Steven"

How could you possibly think punching a blood polyp was a good idea? Look at all the gunk you got on me! And look at Steven!
Steven: It's not so bad once you get used to it.
Amethyst: See? He likes it.
He certainly won't like it when it hardens.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

You're always putting us in danger with your little outbursts! Ugh, you are just... so... CHILDISH!

—"Tiger Millionaire"

I can't believe you've been sneaking off to this... this...circus of violence!

—"Tiger Millionaire"

We want to stop all wrestling everywhere! Are you going to let us destroy all wrestling? Eheheh.

—"Tiger Millionaire"

Ugh! Steven! This is a stealth mission! You're making too much noise! Take off the jacket!
Steven: But, *holds jacket tighter* I don't wanna catch a cold.
Then why are you still wearing sandals?

—"Arcade Mania"

Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time.

—"Arcade Mania"

Road Killer: You're horrible!
Stop saying that!

—"Arcade Mania"

Well, we're all a team. Garnet just has heightened perception that guides us towards our mission objective.

—"Arcade Mania"

Is water just hydrogen and oxygen "mashed together"? ... Analogy wasted.

—"Giant Woman"

Amethyst: Ugh, you're no fun anymore. This is why we never form Opal.
We don't form Opal because you're difficult and a mess.

—"Giant Woman"

What Amethyst is attempting to say is, Opal is an amalgam of our combined magical and physical attributes fused into a single entity.

—"Giant Woman"

Amethyst: Well, I'm going with not Pearl.
Well, that's perfect, because I don't want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway.

—"Giant Woman"

Ugh, Steven, we only fuse for deadly situations, does this look like a deadly situation?

—"Giant Woman"


What matter of magical alloy is this?
Garnet: It's a burrito.

—"So Many Birthdays"

GAH! You will remove that this instant!

—"So Many Birthdays"

Steven: Okay, there's no way you're not gonna love this! It's kazoo racers! You get in a car, you play a kazoo, what more could you want? Dad used to do this for me every year.
*whispers to Garnet* I think this is why aging makes humans DIE!

—"So Many Birthdays"

Steven: Wait wait wait. I wrote some jokes!- Why did Pearl throw butter out the window?...
I never did that. Steven, are you telling lies?

—"So Many Birthdays"

You have to feel like yourself! Sweet and considerate, and only occasionally obnoxious!

—"So Many Birthdays"

Amethyst: It's not lost. It's gross.
Yes, but Rose loved it anyway. She saw the beauty in everything, no matter how gross.

Lars and the Cool Kids

Steven: What?! The janitor is the evil samurai president?! That's bananas!
Oh come on, it was so obvious. He's been mopping in the background of every fight scene. *shows Steven the movie cover* Look, here he is on the cover of the box.

—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

Well, if you ever want to see a demonstration of proper sword techniques, I'd be happy to show you.

—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

I can't leave you guys alone for a second.

—"Steven the Sword Fighter"

Amethyst: *innocently* Pearl, I got a boo-boo.
Oh, walk it off!

—"Beach Party"

Amethyst! Smacking it really far away doesn't solve anything! We needed to destroy it. Now it's just gonna come back later.
Amethyst: Yeah, so we'll deal with it later.
Ugh!

—"Beach Party"

Jenny: You afraid of getting a little sand in your hair, Kiki?

Kiki: No, just trying to keep tidy.

There's nothing wrong with trying to keep tidy.

—"Beach Party"

Nanefua Pizza: Hit Amethyst into the air as hard as you can!
With pleasure.

—"Beach Party"

Isn't it neat? It uses high-frequency sound waves as a message relay... Between two fixed points!

—"Rose's Room"

Steven: Woah! What magical place of mystery is this?
Amethyst: Well—
Oh, I'm so glad you asked! This was once a communication hub for Gem-kind. But lately, it's begun transmitting bursts of electromagnetic interference!

—"Coach Steven"

WAIT! Garnet, think about this. You and Amethyst can be a little... ehh... unstable when your personalities combine. We need to be careful! Fuse with me, instead.

—"Coach Steven"

There are... different ways of being strong.

—"Coach Steven"

Greg: Hey Pearl. Come to check out some buff studs?
No.

—"Coach Steven"

Steven, the legendary glass of time won't be nearly so small and insignificant. It'll be beautiful and grand. Like this one!

Steven and the Stevens

There it is! The Shooting Star! An ancient elemental, so hot, and so volatile, it can only be contained in ice. Bare skin cannot endure its intensity!

Monster Buddies

Who knows? Maybe when you have better control of your powers, you might help them in ways even your mother couldn't.

—"Monster Buddies"

Steven: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Just today you were crying about snakes.
Steven: They don't have any arms!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

And in the center of the garden-- Rose's Fountain, overflowing with your mother's healing, lacrimal essence!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

Now, now! Let's keep it together! Our memories of Rose can't be tainted by some overgrown brambles! Look at them. They're a mess without her guidance. Directionless, pathetic, clinging things.

—"An Indirect Kiss"

It's going to be okay, Garnet.
Garnet: Sure.
Y-you really think so?

—"An Indirect Kiss"

Amethyst, no more roughhousing, you'll exacerbate your crack!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

We could've probably gotten in without hurdling a giant rock into Rose's most precious sanctuary! But if you're okay with it, I'm fine, too!

—"An Indirect Kiss"

So, how do we begin our "school"?
Steven: Ugh... I... I don't know! This is everything Connie told me. Why do I never ask follow-up questions?! Who will teach little Stevie now!?
Teach you?! Steven! If only I had known that's what you really wanted!

Mirror Gem

We found this Gem-powered mirror at the Galaxy Warp. It can capture and display any event it's witnessed in all of Gem history. It'll offer you everything you've ever wanted to know about your fellow Gems and our culture.

Mirror Gem

Hmm. The asymmetry of this pile is really starting to bother me.

Mirror Gem

It's talking to him? It shouldn't be able to do that. I-it should just be following orders...

Mirror Gem

There's a lot you don't know about Gems, Steven.

—"Ocean Gem"

How could I have known the Gem contained in that mirror would be so powerful?

—"Ocean Gem"

Oh, how do I put this? All Gems aren't necessarily... good.
Amethyst: All those monsters we fight used to be just like us! Right, Pearl?
Yes. But they've become corrupted and broken. We have to take care of them, subdue them, contain them. It's the best we can do for them, for now. If we don't, then...

—"Ocean Gem"

Ugh... I hate fighting me!

—"Ocean Gem"

What you're looking at is a synthetic storm that was contained in—

House Guest

Okay, so if the Geode breaks, then the storm will be unleashed and our bodies will be vaporized.

House Guest

So, I've realigned the axles... Replaced the spark plugs... Sealed the leaks in the intake manifold gaskets, and recalibrated the timing belt. As long as you ease up on second gear, your transmission should be fine.

House Guest

Steven: I've never seen so many warp pads before! I hope I have enough of these Crying Breakfast Friends stickers. Where do all these warp pads go, anyway?
Well, Steven, these warp pads were used to travel off-planet. They were our connection to the Gem Homeworld and to Gem-controlled planets all over the universe.

—"Space Race"

It's true. The galaxy warps have all been inactive for thousands of years.
Steven: Can't we fix them?
Garnet: No.
It's fine. I'll always have my memories of other worlds. But now I'm here... on Earth... Forever.

—"Space Race"

It really is incredible out there, though. I wish you could see it, Steven.

—"Space Race"

I think your calculations may have been off.
Greg: Well, they can't be off if you don't do any.

—"Space Race"

Here, look. You need smooth, curving surfaces. Otherwise, you're never gonna get enough speed to break Earth's gravitational pull. Probably swept-back wings for supersonic flight, airtight cockpit with ejector seat, and we'll need some serious engines, or maybe rockets would be better.

Space Race

What?! This? Of course not. That would be ridiculous. I mean, yes, theoretically, it's not a stretch. You've got plenty of spare parts here, albeit for incredibly primitive propulsion-based space travel. The idea is ludicrous. It would never work, althoooough several humans, a monkey, and a dog did make it into space. I don't know why I've never even thought of it before. This could actually work!

—"Space Race"

I hear what you're saying, and I agree - it would be incredibly dangerous; a fool's errand. This chair is disgusting. But aren't the true fools the ones who don't seize an opportunity, despite all the inherent risks? And I'd be able to show Steven the wonders of the cosmos! And maybe just for a second, from a distance, I could see what's been going on without me. All right! Lets do it!

—"Space Race"

Is there a shop in town that carries F-1 single-nozzle liquid-fueled rockets?

—"Space Race"

Of course! We're also going to need a space suit for Steven so he doesn't freeze or explode.

—"Space Race"

Fine. If neither of you will help, I'll just do it by myself— Not like it'll be much different.

—"Space Race"

This will be perfectly fine, just a pop over to the nearest star system. I'll give him back in 50 years.

—"Space Race"

I'm so sorry... I almost got us killed!

—"Space Race"

You know, I think I'd rather be here on Earth.
Steven: With me!
Yeah. With you.

—"Space Race"

Heathen!

—Pearl, To Amethyst

Now everything goes back to normal and we never speak of this again.

Secret Team

Amethyst: Eh, your terrible mistake. You shouldn't have had that bubble in the first place.
It never would have popped if you hadn't invaded my personal space!

Secret Team

Steven: Is all the weird stuff that happens in Beach City because of us?
Well, yeah, obviously.

—"Keep Beach City Weird"

Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control.

—"Keep Beach City Weird"

Why does it have to be dinner? We get all the energy we need from our gems, and while our human constructs are capable of eating, I find it very uncomfortable.

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Steven! Ohh. Thank you so much. You don't know how horrified I was when that dreck nearly fell into our mouths. Eating food is so disgusting! You chew it into nasty mush, swallow that goop, and it comes out of you? What a completely horrid experience!

—"Fusion Cuisine"

Garnet: No dinner for 1,000 years.
Steven: 1,000?

We would never starve you, but you will lose your TV privileges... for 1,000 years.

Fusion Cuisine

I suppose... Your mother had the power to grow sentient plant life to act as her defenders.

—"Watermelon Steven"

Let go of my spear, you little twerps. I'll destroy you!

—"Watermelon Steven"

Me? Nothing. I was just uh... well, you know how I always say... um, I just uh... I like to watch you sleep sometimes. And by sometimes I mean often.

—"Lion 3: Straight to Video"

...and he keeps sleeping on Steven's face! But Steven doesn't want me watching him anymore. So one of you two has to do it.

—"Lion 3: Straight to Video"

Oh, Steven, you're supposed to sneeze into your antecubital fossa.

—"Warp Tour"

Listen. Nothing on Earth can use the warps but us. Do you understand? Steven, nod in agreement if you understand. Nod in agreement—

—"Warp Tour"

I-... don't appreciate your tone.

—"Warp Tour"

These are the warps that once connected us to other planets. If something tried to come from space, it would be through here. But wait! This warp pad is broken, marked inactive by the very depressed cartoon breakfast sticker you placed here yourself!

—"Warp Tour"

They're coming back! I can't do this! Not again!

—"Warp Tour"

We'll keep working on the dance for now, and who knows, in a few years... I wonder though if Steven's body is capable of fusion. Fusion merges the physical forms of gems, but Steven is half-human. He's organic.

—"Alone Together"

This is unprecedented. A Gem fusing...with a human...being? It's impossible! Or at the very least inappropriate.

—"Alone Together"

Steven: Ooh hoo! You've got freezer burn, Pearl! Looks like you lose all your fish sticks.
What? I needed those for my bachelor meal combo. Now I can't ring the dinner bell. These rules make no sense.

—"The Test"

Oh, Steven, no, no, no. If the Spire had been crucial, we wouldn't have used it as a test for you. It's fine, really.
Steven: Test? What do you mean, "test"?
Uhhhhhhh, well it wasn't really a "test", per se. Not in the traditional sense. We just wanted to see if you were ready to go on missions.
Steven: That's exactly what a test is!
Euuuugghhhhh.

—"The Test"

Alright, Steven. We've adjusted the metaphysical properties of the temple to create a customized dungeon for you. Now, just beyond here are three chambers designed by each of us to simulate the challenges of a mission. Should you succeed, you will unlock the final door, where we will be waiting for you.

—"The Test"

The point is that he's come so far. He can make Rose's bubble! And he's pulled out Rose's shield twice. But he's lost his healing powers. We have to give him another "success". He can't lose his confidence like that again.

—"The Test"

Steven, a very long time ago, Gems tried to do something... very bad. It was something that would have damaged the Earth. Some Gems, like your mother, Garnet, and myself, felt that this was unfair to the life that already existed here, and so we swore to never let the Earth be used for their... purposes. Even if it meant- Even if it meant we could never go home.

—"On the Run"

Steven, we are not like the no home boys. We are literally standing in your home right now.

—"On the Run"

No, no. Amethyst, you're not the mistake. You're just the byproduct of a...big mistake. No, that's not- I... I just never thought of this as you. None of this is your fault. You didn't build this place. I-I'm sorry, Amethyst. I hope you can forgive me. You're the one good thing that came out of this mess. I always thought you were proud of that.

—"On the Run"

If the shooting star goes off mid-warp, it could explode forever in warp space. And even if we do manage to destroy the entire Galaxy Warp, they could still find another way to get here.

Winter Forecast

Un-be-lievable! They really are! They used to disappear for days, watching those obnoxious tapes over and over and over. Until...
Steven: Until what?
I don't know. One day, they just... stopped.

—"Maximum Capacity"

Stop... coming... here... you... STUPID... BALLS!

—"Marble Madness"

Oh, why here? This site has been damaged enough by the Gems that were incubated here 6,000 years ago! That's it! It's confirmed. These things are up to no good!

—"Marble Madness"

Is she trying to re-activate the Kindergarten? Doesn't she know it'll destroy all life on Earth?!

—"Marble Madness"

Because we are the Crystal Gems! We're still alive, and we're still the guardians of this planet and all its living creatures!

—"Marble Madness"

This was a site of a historic battle. Every weapon here was left by a Gem over 5,000 years ago. I don't like to disturb it, but Garnet said we can't just leave these lying around.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Garnet: Countless Gems were broken here. It was a maelstrom of destruction and death.
But we won! Your mother led us to glorious victory! The odds were against us, and our hearts were uncertain. But we chose to fight alongside Rose, and here we made our stand against our Homeworld!

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Steven: What was Mom like?
She was courageous, and brilliant... and beautiful... Sometimes, you look so much like her.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

That's just the scabbard, Steven. It held your mother's sword. Nothing else could fit so perfectly inside. For all this time it's been... incomplete.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Shh! It's a secret, even to Garnet and Amethyst. Rose had a place that she kept hidden from all but me, but you have her gem. That place is yours now, and I can show it to you!

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Now it's just a three-hour hike that way, followed by a vertical climb at 90 degrees. Think you can handle it?

—"Rose's Scabbard"

I was your mother's sole confidant— for the words she could share with no one else, I was there to listen.
Steven: Why'd she keep so many secrets?
She had to, Steven! It's the mark of a great leader, knowing just what to keep hidden from everyone you're trying to protect.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Steven: Woah... I've been here before!
Wha— ? You must be thinking of someplace else, I'm the only other Crystal Gem that's witnessed the Armory's magnificence before now.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Her sword! Your mother's sword! It's a straight bladed saber that's pink with a red handle. There are vines etched in the guard that connect to a rose-shaped pommel.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

No, Rose didn't have a lion, because if Rose had a lion I would have known about it!

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Sometimes, you even sound like her... Do you remember this place? Do you have any of her memories? We were right here, over 5,000 years ago.

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Everything I ever did, I did for her. Now she's gone, but I'm still here. Sometimes, I wonder if she can see me through your eyes. What would she think of me now?

—"Rose's Scabbard"

Have the shirts come to life and possessed the bodies of their wearers?!

—"Shirt Club"

Are the shirts destroying the wearer's will to continue on in this mortal coil, thereby shutting down Beach City?!

—"Shirt Club"

Steven, this sounds like a very abstract problem.

—"Shirt Club"

Excellent idea! Humans should stay on the other side of the fence like the sign says.

—"Story for Steven"

Greg: Aw jeez, what time is it?
N... ight... time?

—"Story for Steven"

I can sing!

—"Story for Steven"

I haven't heard a Wailing Stone activate since we used them for the rebellion, and I've never heard it sound like that!
Garnet: Someone is trying to send us a message.
But who? We've rounded up all the Wailing Stones on Earth, and we're not sending this message to ourselves. Unless... Amethyst?! Is this a prank?!

—"The Message"

No, no, we should be hearing a voice. Maybe this signal is too advanced for the Wailing Stone to process. That would explain the distorted audio.

—"The Message"

I had a feeling this wouldn't work, there's just no way that Greg's equipment can interface with our ancient Gem technology.

—"The Message"

I can't believe my flipping eyes!

—"The Message"

It's not a robot friend - it's a robot disruptor. It should produce a localized energy blast so when Peridot shows up to... meet with us, we'll have something that can knock out all her robonoids.

—"Political Power"

Alright, that was a start! Now I'm going to need to take some parts out of the washing machine. Steven, you might have to wear the same shirt for a while.

—"Political Power"

Oh, don't be dramatic. I saw humans get on fine without power for millennia. You used to hunt and gather, ha ha, what happened to that?

—"Political Power"

Garnet: We can light a fire in the fireplace.
Yes! Like Early Man.

—"Political Power"

Season 2

That could have gone... a lot worse.

—"Full Disclosure"

You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!

—"Full Disclosure"

I don't understand your human relationships. So, um... goodbye!

—"Full Disclosure"

Do you understand that cartoon show?

—"Reformed"

You're awfully young to begin something like this. But, I suppose I was only a few thousand years old when I began fighting alongside Rose Quartz.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

This is an Ancient Sky Arena, Connie, where some of the first battles for Earth took place. It was here that I became familiar with the human concept of being a knight, completely dedicated to a person and a cause. This is what you must become, Connie; brave, selfless, loyal... a knight!

—"Sworn to the Sword"

♪ You'd do it for him. And you would do it again. You'd do it for her, that is to say you'll do it for him. ♪

—"Sworn to the Sword"

♪ On the battlefield, when everything is chaos, and you have nothing but the way you feel, your strategy and a sword, you just think about the life you'll have together after the war. ♪

—"Sworn to the Sword"

♪ Deep down you know you weren't built for fighting, but that doesn't mean you're not prepared to try. What they don't know is your real advantage. When you live for someone, you're prepared to die. ♪

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Remember, Connie. In the heat of battle, Steven is what matters. You don't matter.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU, ROSE!?

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Rose made me feel... like I was everything.

—"Sworn to the Sword"

Listen, Frybo, magic beings are indeed drawn to us, but we were here long before Beach City even existed.

—"Rising Tides, Crashing Skies"

Steven: Injectors? What're those?
You've already seen them. Well, you've seen them disabled. If Peridot reactivates them, they'll pick up right where they left off, planting Gems in the crust of the Earth, where they'll incubate and suck the life right out of the ground. We can't let Peridot restart Gem production here, if we do, the entire planet will become....
Garnet: Janked.

—"Keeping It Together"

Her fingers were too fast for us!

—"Keeping It Together"

Listen, Mr. Universe. Rose may find you charming, but that's only because you're human. You're a novelty, at best.

—"We Need to Talk"

Well, that's simple! Humans can't fuse! Fusion is the ultimate connection between gems. And you, are not, a gem!

—"We Need to Talk"

Amethyst: I think this one's my favorite.
... I think he's her favorite too.

—"We Need to Talk"

I don't get tired; I get results.

—"Chille Tid"

And I'm sick of these... life diapers!

—"Chille Tid"

Steven: Sleep it up, then!
Oh! Right. Is...this right?
Steven: No, you should lay down.
I get it now. Am I doing it?
Steven: Well, that's way better than before. But close your eyes all the way.
Okay. Alright. I'm sleeping now. I'm sleeping.

—"Chille Tid"

Ah, hahahaha ha! Oh, Rose, this is wonderful! I'm just having so much fun spending time with you, Rose! Forget about Greg! Let's go travel the galaxy!
Dream Rose: Pearl, thank you so much—for fixing my van!
EUUGHH!

—"Chille Tid"

I can't believe Peridot is giving us so much trouble! But it hardly matters, right Garnet? We can disable this tower as many times as we need to, together! Okay? Okay. I'm ready. Are you ready?

—"Cry for Help"

No! No, no, no, no! We just needed a reason to fuse! I just wanted to share a few more victories with you!

—"Cry for Help"

Greg: Well I gotta drive over to the next state, Keystone.
You mean the Keystone state?
Greg: Right, the state named Keystone.

—"Keystone Motel"

There he is! Hi, Steven! You're so talented!

—"Historical Friction"

I am a gem of many talents. A dedication to fact is just one of them.

—"Historical Friction"

Oh, what's 200 years between friends?

—"Historical Friction"

Look! I was right! My plan worked perfectly.

—"Friend Ship"

That's it, I'm taking her out!

—"Friend Ship"

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!

—"Friend Ship"

Okay, I realize that was a bit of a fiasco.

—"Friend Ship"

It's Peridot.

—"Friend Ship"

Ha! She's desperate.

—"Friend Ship"

Steven: What is-
Excellent question, Steven! What we see before us is an ancient interplanetary Gem vessel. Homeworld Gems used these ships to travel across the cosmos and land here on Earth before the warp pads were built. But these ships landed here so long ago that there's no way they can be functional.

—"Friend Ship"

Peridot is running out of options!

—"Friend Ship"

*interrupting Garnet* Ah yes! The task at hand! No more dawdling, let's go catch Peridot!

—"Friend Ship"

Please! Tell me! How can I make you forgive me!?

—"Friend Ship"

But it's true. No matter how hard I try to be strong like you... I'm just a Pearl... I'm useless on my own... I need someone to tell me what to do... When we fuse, I can feel what it's like to be you..! Confident and secure and complete... You're perfect... You're the perfect relationship... You're always together... I just—I wanted to be a part of that...

—"Friend Ship"

Well, yes. What other option do we have? Keep her outside on a leash? *laughs* Ha ha... Hmm...

—"Catch and Release"

Peridot: I'll never crack for the likes of you, you... CRYSTAL CLODS!
I'VE GOT YOUR CLODS RIGHT HERE, YOU LITTLE--

—"When It Rains"

All right. What we have here in the barn should be adequate enough for us to get started. First, I recommend we organize the component types and assemble a rough blueprint based off what we have available.

—"Back to the Barn"

Ugh... sorry, Steven, it's a lovely drawing but it won't look like this.

—"Back to the Barn"

Peridot: So, who do you belong to anyway?
NOBODY!

—"Back to the Barn"

Now listen here, you tiny twerp! In case you've forgotten, you're on our turf now! And I didn't fight a thousand-year war for this planet's independence to take orders from the likes of you!

—"Back to the Barn"

Mine's taller. I win.

—"Back to the Barn"

That's right! I am a pearl!

—"Back to the Barn"

What you're saying may be true, but it doesn't matter! I'm still gonna kick your butt!

—"Back to the Barn"

You're holding it upside down.

—"Back to the Barn"

They're called wheels.

—"Back to the Barn"

Peridot, if you can get the magnetron out of that microwave, we'll have everything we need... except for the drill head.

—"Too Far"

Oh, it's lovely! To think we'd be using the same technology that started all this to fix it! This drill is pure irony!

—"Too Far"

We leave for one second and everything goes off the rails!

—"Too Far"

It's fine, it's fine, we'll build it bigger, stronger, we'll add SEATBELTS!

—"Too Far"

Rose Quartz believed all life was precious, and worth protecting.

It Could've Been Great

That's right, you can feel horrible all you want back at the Temple.

—"Message Received"

Amethyst: Is that another Pearl?
Steven: Who is she?
Ugh, not all pearls know each other, Steven.

—"Message Received"

Amethyst, really, this is no time to be fooling around.

—"Log Date 7 15 2"

Peridot: Hahahaha! I get the joke now!
Heh, yes well at least she isn't lion around anymore, heheh.

—"Log Date 7 15 2"

Season 3

Who knows what sort of destruction an unstable fusion like Malachite could cause?

—"Super Watermelon Island"

Be careful, Steven. Watch each other's backs.

—"Super Watermelon Island"

How on Earth did you bubble that whole thing?!

—"Gem Drill"

Peridot: I disobeyed a direct order from Yellow Diamond, and I called her a clod... to her face.
Oh, honestly, you call everyone a clod.

—"Hit the Diamond"

Earl!

—"Hit the Diamond"

I would've liked a hug.

—"Steven Floats"

This is what did it? Burgers?

—"Mr. Greg"

... I don't know. Past experiences have taught me that three is a crowd.

—"Mr. Greg"

♪ It's over, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over? You won, and she chose you, and she loved you, and she's gone. It's over, isn't it? Why can't I move on? ♪

—"Mr. Greg"

♪ Who am I now in this world without her? Petty and dull with the nerve to doubt her. What does it matter? It's already done! Now I've got to be there for her son! ♪

—"Mr. Greg"

She always did what she wanted.

—"Mr. Greg"

It's alright Steven. Remember, she's not cracked, she's corrupted, and that's something different, something nearly impossible to describe.

—"Monster Reunion"

Steven: Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Will you teach me to write in Gem?
Oh, Steven, it's very complicated. And you won't have much use for it.

—"Monster Reunion"

Well, Connie, your sword fighting skills have far exceeded my expectations. And, with my careful supervision, of course, I'm confident that you can handle a simple Gem recovery mission like this.

—"Gem Hunt"

Connie, you are my pupil, so I know your combat skills are excellent. But I'm afraid this is too risky. You've never been in a real fight before.

—"Gem Hunt"

And who's your favorite gem?
Steven: Pearrlll...
Why, thank you!

—"Gem Hunt"

Hello?! Anyone there?! I'm just going to keep talking until somebody answers.

—"Gem Hunt"

Steven? Connie? Is this because of the "Favorite Gem" thing? Heh, that was just a joke! ...don't tell Garnet.

—"Gem Hunt"

Connie: Of course, be safe!
That's my line.

—"Crack the Whip"

I'm glad you asked! Pearl points are awarded for punctuality, perseverance, and positivity. We may be smaller, weaker, and less gifted than our opponents but with these P's, we have the keys to success aaaand to the Pearl prize pouch!

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

I've modified them to accommodate less...lethal training.

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

What did you two do?! You've ruined the ruins!

—"Steven vs. Amethyst"

It's not always easy to understand Rose's choices... but we have to stand behind them.

—"Bismuth"

Bismuth: And, Pearl, remember when we stopped that drop ship? I'll never forget the look on that Nephrite's face when you pulled her out of the cockpit!
I know. How embarrassing for her.

—"Bismuth"

Season 4

Of all the indignities! Do what you want! I'll never talk!

—"Back to the Moon"

Amethyst: Ahem. We have someone we'd like you to meet!
Alright, let's meet this mysterious stranger.
Smoky Quartz: Heya, I'm Smoky Quartz! Nice to meet ya.
AAAAAWOAHHH WHAAAAT?

—"Know Your Fusion"

Here's a convenient marking of all the places where you should absolutely, under no circumstances, visit if you'd like to keep your short life.

—"Buddy's Book"

Yes, that's essentially what I just said. Anyway, glad we cleared that up. Fare thee well.

—"Buddy's Book"

Steven: Oh man, that sounds cool! We have an awesome night planned, too! We're doing a puzzle.
Amethyst: Wowee.
I know it sounds tame. But it has 612 pieces. And no corners!

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Oh, yes. But I can make it look even gooder. It's cool, because the collar isn't supposed to go that way.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

I'll have one, too, Steven. I think I'll try drinkin' tonight.
Steven: Wow, really? I didn't know you liked apple juice!
There's a lot you don't know about me, Steven.

—"Last One Out Of Beach City"

Nostalgic for the suburbs? Psh, they've only existed for, what, 70 years?

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Uhh... I just didn't realize humans could come with pink hair.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Amethyst: Well, you sure showed those cups who's boss.
Amethyst, seat belt.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

New Pearl. No plan.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

What was I supposed to tell the DMV? That I’m from another planet?! I'm not exactly a citizen, Steven!!!

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

I was going to drink a juice and wear these -- ugh -- pants! And hit people gently enough as to not actually hurt them, and you'd say, "Wow, Pearl is really cool!" But nooo, instead, we drove to loud music, chased a mysterious woman into the night, and broke the law. Ugh, I've lost my edge. I should have stayed home with the puzzle.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

Steven: You're a criminal now!
"Now"? I've been a criminal for 6,000 years.

—"Last One Out of Beach City"

I asked her about her hair, and then she asked how I colored mine. I told her, "My appearance is just a conscious manifestation of light." and she said, "I know how that is." although, heh, I highly doubt it. Oh! And then I added, "By the way, I saved your planet, and your species, and you're welcome."

—"Last One Out Of Beach City"

Hmm. Let's turn it down to about 2000 degrees, for now.

—"Gem Harvest"

So Andy, we heard you like marriage, so we thought, why don't we all marry each other?! And if that's not human enough for you, we can throw a little being born, and dying!

—"Gem Harvest"

Saving the Earth from Homeworld is its own reward.

—"Gem Harvest"

Yes! Was everyone thanked? Raise your hand if you were thanked!

—"Gem Harvest"

Greg: Uh, thanks. This some kind of kid's book? Oh. A dictionary.
Obviously, it's the best gift for a being that can't yet communicate.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

Rose? Rose, it's me, it's Pearl. Are you in there? Glow twice for yes. Baby, please. I'm trying to talk to Rose.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

Everyone calm down. Look. We can all see her. She's right there! She just can't reform because... she has this... baby around her. Rose, I know you're in there. I can let you out. We'll be... together... again. I can't. I can't! She wanted this so much. I just... don't... understand... why! Everything should grow, and everything should change, and isn't it so great how it comes so naturally to humans? Well, it's not natural for us! It's not natural for me.

—"Three Gems and a Baby"

Blue Diamond!? O-o-on Earth!? Amethyst, turn into a chair. I-I need to sit down.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

Oh no. It was very serious. When I still served... Homeworld, I saw it myself. A private menagerie deep in space. Humans in captivity. We were never able to rescue them. We had no way to get to them after the war. But, that was over 5,000 years ago.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

Well, at our current speed, we should be reaching the human zoo in approximately seventy human years! Just in time for Greg's 110th anniversary of being alive.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

Oh, I'm sure she was exaggerating. It probably just alters the definition for speed by manipulating space-time, but what effect would that have on organic matter? It might flatten Steven's body into a pancake of skin and bones.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

Our bodies are made of light, and usually, they form a mass dependent on the air pressure and the level of gravity in the environment, but we're in a situation where the normal laws of physics don't apply.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

I think in your attempt to fix our bodies, you may have accidentally shut off the calibration altogether. Our light-composed forms couldn't keep up with the ship moving faster than the speed of light.

—"Adventures in Light Distortion"

The human zoo. I can't believe it still exists.

—"Gem Heist"

Amethyst guards. Right, like we could just waltz up as an ownerless Pearl, a fusion and, and you.

—"Gem Heist"

You're really gonna tell the Diamonds that you allowed a band of traitorous rebels to infiltrate a highly secure facility, and escape right under your careful watch? Doesn't seem like a wise thing to do, Holly Blue. So do yourself a favor, and keep your mouth shut. That will be all.

—"That Will Be All"

Amethyst! Steven! Look, we're building a tiny house. For crabs.
Garnet: Welcome to your new home.
Oh, they like it!

—"Are You My Dad?"

Honestly, I can't even draw a circle.

—"Are You My Dad?"

Steven!

—"I Am My Mom"

Season 5

This is hopeless. We'll never get that drop ship fly and we're losing time. Who knows what they're going to do to Steven. 'Hi Steven.' What are we going to do-
Steven: I'm back.

—"Lars' Head"


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Crystal Gems Half: Steven Universe

Unfused: Rose Quartz • PearlAmethystRuby • Sapphire • Peridot • Bismuth
Fusions: Garnet • Alexandrite • Opal • Sardonyx • Sugilite
Hybrid Fusions: Stevonnie • Smoky Quartz

Homeworld Gems Unfused: Aquamarine • Diamonds (Blue Diamond • Yellow Diamond) • Pearls (Blue PearlYellow Pearl) • Quartz (Holly Blue Agate • Jasper) • Rubies (ArmyDocEyeballLeggyNavy)

Fusions: Malachite

Other Unaligned Gems: Lapis Lazuli • Padparadscha • Rutile Twins

Other: Holo-Pearl

Humans Main: Greg Universe • Connie Maheswaran • Lars Barriga • Sadie Miller

Recurring: Andy DeMayo • Bill Dewey • Buck Dewey • Peedee Fryman • Ronaldo Fryman • Jamie • Kevin • Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran • Marty • Barbara Miller • Jenny Pizza • Nanefua Pizza • Harold Smiley • Sour Cream • Vidalia